RANDOM QUOTES

[Van]

Ahh, what a funny halarious joke........O.o Oro?

[Ryujin]

Let me guess...the Admin's republican...I just committed social suicide on this site, pretty much...queeeee! Death to me!!! -Spatula-

And I'm not anti-republican, just so ya know. Bush is doing alright in my eyes, I am just an idealistic pacifist. In other words, if I were president, we'd all be doomed...

[Van]

[glow=yellow,2,300]Als Zi unten und heraus war, kamen alle organoids, das Land umzubauen. Das ist, warum wir haben, was jetzt ist, was wir Haus nennen.[/glow]

[Ryujin]

And for those of us who can't speak fluent German? Some of it is easy because English is germanic, but some other words...I dunno...

[Sae]

When Zi down and out was, all came organoids to convert the country. That is, why we have, which now is, which we call house.

Wa, I'm freaky...don't ask...eh, I'm not a republican...I'm an Imperialist...BOW DOWN TO ME!!!

PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON, WHITE BOY!!!

You move like a pregnant yak...

[mistwaker1]

Smite me almight smiter

Craker...Im salty and Im proud

Yup there it went, my brain stopped

I cant think straight....You cant think at all

God made idiots as a starter, then he made school boards - Mark Twain

the ones in italics are other people talking

[Sae]

Kinky...-Ryu

He was speedin'! -Chirpy/Shane

Something else...

[Kuji Lin]

I don't care if the buzz is real or not! I can roleplay being drunk! -Balmung

Panties~~! -Shugo

[Kuji Lin]

I'm back, I'm rested, and I'm ready to give this town another wedgie. The Joker

[Remi]

[glow=red,2,300]Der König von Zor, er verlangte Krieg
Und der König von Zam antwortete er.
Sie formten ihre Waffen ein upone ein
Tonne auf die Tonne
Sie verlangten Krieg am Anstieg der Sonne.
Sie trafen sich auf dem Schlachtfeld
Schlagzeile in der Hand.
Sie schauten dadurch hinaus
das freie Land.
Und sie zählten die Vermissten auf,
ein auf einen
Niemand auf niemanden.
Der Krieg war es bevor es begonnen zu Ende.
[/glow]

For those of you less educated....

[glow=blue,2,300]The king of Zor, he called for war
And the king of Zam, he answered.
They fashioned their weapons one upone one
Ton upon ton
They called for war at the rise of the sun.
They met on the battlefield
banner in hand.
They looked out across
the vacant land.
And they counted the missing,
one upon one
None upon none.
The war it was over before it begun.
[/glow]

[Kuji Lin]

Why even bother putting it in German?

I found these in one of my files today...

Bakura: Fine! But, I'm going to watch porn channels on your satelite

Malik: I called his wife an obese cow.


Malik: *on the floor with a fly swatter in one hand and bug spray in the other* There's a cockaroach that thinks it can evade me! It'll die!!! Mwa hahahaha!!!

Ryou: *walks in with a book in hand* *finds Bakura crawling around the floor with a katana in his hand* Bakura?
Bakura: *distractedly* yes?
Ryou: *trying to stay calm* Why do you have a sword in your hand?
Bakura: A rat ran off with my sandwich, and now I'm bloody pissed!
Ryou: *shrieks* Rat!!?! *jumps on top of a chair* Ew! What if it touched me!!!
Bakura: *snickers* wuss. Aha! There you are! *stabs the rat* Wow, that's a big one! Look at this thing! It's huge!!!! *Shows the dead rat to Ryou*
Ryou: Oh god...*passes out*
Bakura: Oh well...*walks off with the rat impaled on the sword*

Bakura: You really like it?
Ryou: *Nods* What is it?
Bakura: Have some more!
Ryou: *Eats more* Now tell me what's in this.
Bakura: Remember that rat I killed earlier...
Ryou: *runs toward the bathroom door with a hand on his mouth*

Yugi: *muttering* stupid Yami. He's always eating my lucky charms!

Mai: *doing her nails while watching football* Go Cowboys!!! Kick their asses

Malik: *passed out in the kitchen surrounded by a puddle of Windex* ..........
Isis: *walks into the kitchen* Malik? *pokes her brother with a random stick*

Bakura: *on the ground with a knife drawing stick figures on the walls with his own blood*
Ryou: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?
Bakura: *looks up at Ryou* I wanted to draw, but I couldn't find any pencil or paper.


Bakura looked more like the type that would walk down the street and start shooting pigeons with some girl hanging on his arm.

Yugi: I have decided to quit a life of dueling to pursue my real passion: RIVER DANCING!
Yugi: *starts to river dance*

Ryou: I'm a woman!!!!!!

(The doorbell rings)
Yami: Oh crap! Just go away!
Bakura: (picks the lock and opens the door) (dressed in a school girl outfit)
Yami: *looks scared* Please, tell me there's a good explanation for this.

[Kuji Lin]

Random quotes seem to follow around...


my Dad: "George Clooney, you know the guy from O Brother, Where Art Thou? 'I'm a Dapper Dan Man, dammit!"

Dad: The phone book's here! The phone book's here! -dancing around the living room with the phone book-

Abe: Remind me why I do this again.
Hellboy: Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind.

van Klimatovich: [in Russian] If I still had legs, I'd kick your ass!

[Remi]

I MOVED THESE FROM THE OTHER QUOTE THREAD***

Different from the other thread like it. This stuff ish be from actual people....a lot from The World. They are pretty funny.

In What Ever, by Dante.
Sukasa: "eww Dante you are nasty.."
Dante: "I'm not nasty! i'm misunderstood!"

I gots tons and tons more, but too lazy teh post em right now...eh///postie some of your own if ya like





When we were at the hospital with my mom...there was this old guy working there soing...er...something...anyway...we were in the surgical wating room waiting for her to get out of surgery, and the dud was talking to people behind us, and he was going to take them somewhere. He said something about being the pied piper and stuff. After he left, my dad leans over and whispers to me:

"The sad older man who works here labors under the delusion he is the Pied Piper. He is wearing a blue jacket. Ironically enough, two men in white jackets are looking fro him."
Geez, my dad is random....I nearly died laughing


Note: My mother seems to be obsessed with the idea that "The higher the hair, the closer to God."

I was talking to my sister the other day about the X-Laws. Like who they where and what they stood for. I said something about them being the messengers of God and my Mom leaned into the room and said, "Then Iron Maiden Jeanne needs an afro!" - Kuji Lin



I'm obsessed with the show Boy Meets World, and it'd take oo long to explain, but here is a breif ialog sequence I coulnd't resist posting.

Janitor Bud: -runs over ot Mr. Feeny, the principal, before school- Mr. Feeny!
Mr Feeny: -not happy to see Bud- Hello Bud....
Janitor Bud: Come quick! Have I got something to show you!
Mr. Fenny: Not another dead squirrel in the boys' bathroom again?!
Janitor Bud: NO! BETTER!
-They run into a school TV equiptment room with video cameras and stuff, to fin Cory and Topanga, the main characters, asleep together on the floor-
Janitor Bud: I tried poking them with my mop, but nothin'.
Feeny: ...................
Janitor Bud: Want me to sprinkle some amonia on their heads?


Sorry....I just found that insanely hysterical....ah....good stuff..


On the merriam webster online kid's dictionary place, there is a make your own dictionary, where you submit words. This is one entry, I love it:
darndiggitys (interjection)


Entry: darndiggitys
Function: interjection
Definition: said to express feelings over a bad surprise
Word History: Invented, 2002.
Sample sentence: < Dar ndiggitys, I spilled my mustard.>

I found it hysterical, and went around saying "Darndiggitys! I spilled my mustard!" Or pretty much anything I could thinkg of to say it after...here...this is a pretty random thingy...some are darn funny....
www.wordcentral.com/

This was in a person on TW's Sig, but I'm not sure where THEY got it from...just random.
"Don't steal....the government doesn't like competition...."



Mari's brothers were playing Xenosaga for some reason, and Bryan came out and asked Mari if she got past the "thing with three testicles". Mari's mom immediately started laughing and asked, "Do you mean tenticles, sweetie?" Bryan said, "yes." Then he asked, "What are testicles?" And my mom's blunt reply was, "Your balls."

And Mari was sitting in the computer chair, dying of laughter.

Strange things go on in Mari's house... -Jaki

[raziel]

Random Quotes from yours truly

Flying Purple Monkeywrench escaped from the chicken coop.
Chickenpot pie!
Bumslum.
Moofasa!
Baloogala!

end of quotes
for now!!!

[LZ Ravenwolf]

"If you expect the unexpected, then does't that make the unexpected the expected?"

"The world will end in cheese!" (no idea why i just said that)

" what is the speed of dark?"

"your village called, their idiot went missing"

"I don't know any words small enough for you to understand"

"life is too short. you live long enough to know what you want then you die"

"if it doesn't work, GET A BIGGER HAMMER!!"

" if a man speaks in a forest, and there's no womon to hear him, is he still wrong?"

"if it ain't broke it can still be duct taped!"

"here's a little hint, I DON'T CARE!!"

"some days you're the bug, other days you're the windsheild."

"i don't tan i rust"

"i have my faults but beening wrong ain't one of them!"

"carpender are studs"

"i'm not bossy, i just know what you should be doing!"

"The Lord of the Wings"

"captin of the fashion police"

"you're not the boss of me! my cat is"

"I hear voices and they don't like you"

"I have plenty of friends, you just can't see them"

"I have multipule personalities, and none of them like you."

" get in, sit down, shut-up, and hold on, i'm driving"

"drive it like yout stole it"

"theropy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap"

"i'm only wearing black until they make something darker"

"instant human, just add coffee"

"la la la la ... i can't hear you, I've got a bannana in my ear"

"i've stopped listening, why haven't you stopped talking?"

"mirror, mirror on the wall, what the*%$#, happened?!"

"split happens"

"yet, despite the look on my face you're still talking"

"you're family tree could use some pruning"

"even if the voices aren't real, they still have some pretty good ideas"

"don't make me posion your dinner"

"LIFE! still a poor substitute for video games"

"they say i have A.D.D. but they just don't understand. oh, look a chicken!"

" DON'T ANNOY THE ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS DROP OUT!!

"I didn't say it was your fault, i said i was going to blame it one you"

"stress is when you wake up screaming, and realize you haven't gone to sleep yet"

"put a cork in it! but pour me a glass first"

"where are weGOING? AND WHY AM I IN THIS PICKNICK BASKET?!"

'what am i?FLYPAPER FOR FREAKS?!

"I'VE SEEN ELIVES, HE WAS SITTING NEXT TO BIG-FOOT ON THE UFO"

"i don't suffer from insanity! i enjoy every minute of it!"

"it matters not if you win or lose. IT MATTERS IF I WIN OR LOSE!"

"there are some days it takes all you've got to just keep up with the losers."

"stop it! you're annoying me!"

"i'm no longer a danger to sociaty"

"when you're right no one remembers, when you're wrong no one forgets"

"what this country needs is more unempolyed politicts"

"do you really think they're laughing with you?"

"i talk to myself because i'm dealing with a better class of people"

"i have no idea what i'm doing out of bed"

"if Liger Zero was real I'd kiss him!"