Post by LZ Ravenwolf on Jul 11, 2006 21:38:15 GMT -5
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered,
"Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh", said the man, "Who's clock is that?"
"That is Mother Tearsa's. The hands have never moved, indacating that she never told a lie."
"Increadible," said the man. "And who's clock is that one?" St. Peter responded,
"Thats' Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jeasus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered,
"Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh", said the man, "Who's clock is that?"
"That is Mother Tearsa's. The hands have never moved, indacating that she never told a lie."
"Increadible," said the man. "And who's clock is that one?" St. Peter responded,
"Thats' Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jeasus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
